you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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