I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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