I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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