My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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