Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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