i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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