The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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