Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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