I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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