Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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