people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think my moral compass just broke
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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