Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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