I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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