I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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