i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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