Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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