she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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