I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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