You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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