They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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