I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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