i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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