I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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