its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
