im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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