Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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