Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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