dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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