She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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