The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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