I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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