We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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