Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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