she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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