Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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