ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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