would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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