Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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