i barfeds in our rink
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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