i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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