haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I looked at my own cervix.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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