did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
