How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
accomplished twins. life is a go
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
