Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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