Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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