well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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