He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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