Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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