i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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