Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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