he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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