Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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