Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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