so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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