Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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