dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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